WE’RE IN A SIMULATION – WAKE UP MAREEPLE. NOT CLICK BAIT. ACTUAL REAL PROOF WITH WITNESSES

[Edward Bean]

Hello citizens of Humanity’s star.

You need to WAKE UP.

We are in a SIMULATION. Jadirel is controlling our MINDS. HE’S NOT HUMAN.

I’m a respectable clerk at the bank so I never really wanted to write all these theory things and I never listen to them ever, okay, but now that I’ve seen it WITH MY OWN EYES I have now WOKEN UP TO THE TRUTH and YOU SHOULD TOO!!!!!

Seriously, I was living in my building where Javan lives at the top, right? I’m not giving my address here because they might FIND ME AND KILL ME!!!! THIS IS SERIOUS!!!!! I’M NOT EVEN USING MY REAL NAME RIGHT NOW!!!!

So there was like a huge BANG upstairs and I ran up with some people who lived on the next few levels and there were five of us. Like suddenly something FLEW PAST ME and I felt really WEIRD like my whole body had just FALLEN TO SLEEP like if you sleep on your arm for too long you know?

Anyway I went upstairs to look and JAVAN’S DOOR WAS BLASTED OPEN AND THE ALARM WAS GOING. HOW CAN YOU BLAST OPEN A REINFORCED STEEL DOOR FROM THE INSIDE?!

When we looked inside we all saw a proper mess, right? Like we actually saw all the mess and stuff – but only ONE PERSON CAN AGREE WITH ME the other three said they saw nothing because…

THEY AREN’T REAL. THEY ARE SIMULATED.

Then I saw Jadirel and Bastion walk out from a room but I couldn’t tell much because………….

EVERYTHING WENT BACK TO NORMAL

The door was still open and stuff but the apartment was CLEAN AND NOT MESSY and the room they came out of?? IT WAS A BOOKCASE.

It was all because JADIREL SAW US. Like, oen person said they couldn’t be sure because they think they just hallucinated it or something like there was something in the water but it’s a COVER UP. And Jadirel and Bastion and Javan and Paul were GONE. LIKE JUST VANISHED.

Like everyone just left and I was stood at the door and I got in trouble with a police man because the door was open and I was the only one there but they DIDN’T BELIEVE ME. They even asked if I was on meds or wanted to go to the hospital

BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO DRUG ME TO FORGET.

I just said that I was just tired and went home to write this but you HAVE TO KNOW THE TRUTH

IT’S ALL A LIE

THAT’S WHY IT’S SO GOOD HERE

BECAUSE THERE’S ONLY LIKE 20 REAL PEOPLE LEFT AND THE REST OF US ARE IN THE SIMULATION

WAKE UP MAREEPLEEEEEEEE

[IRL_Gengar]

Anonymous: Does this mean we have cool secret robot overlords? I've always wanted to live in the Matrix

[LEADER-BASTION]

Anonymous: Nothing to see here citizens, keep scrolling.

[Rhydis]

Anonymous: How do you know that you're not one of the simulations?

[IRL_Gengar]

Anonymous: How do you know you're not one of the simulations too? What makes you think you're real? What makes anyone real?

[Edward Bean]

Anonymous: Nothing to see here citizens, keep scrolling.

YOU ARE TRYING TO HIDE THE TRUTH!! YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!!

[Edward Bean]

Anonymous: Does this mean we have cool secret robot overlords? I've always wanted to live in the Matrix

you jest now but SOON YOU SHALL SEE THAT IT'S ALL A LIE!!!

[Edward Bean]

Anonymous: How do you know that you're not one of the simulations?

Anonymous: How do you know you're not one of the simulations too? What makes you think you're real? What makes anyone real?

if I was part of the simulation then I would be DELETED FOR MENTIONING THIS!!!!

but you'll see!! how many people leave the station? NOT MANY
and those who do? how many come back??? NOT MANY!!!!!

IT'S ALL A LIE. THEY ARE DELETED.

I left my job to pursue the TRUTH and EXPOSE JADIREL FOR THE MONSTER HE IS!!!!

[Skye]

I left my job to pursue the TRUTH and EXPOSE JADIREL FOR THE MONSTER HE IS!!!!

(OOC: I like this guy.)

[Hel]

OoC: This is Jadirel.

[Javan]

[OOC: I promise it's not :p.]

[Kindlingrat]

I'm not from the station, I don't THINK I'm not real, though. You sure it wasn't just that strange glitch stuff? You guys have to be real, otherwise you couldn't have made me! You get it? Even if you weren't, that doesn't make you not real, just digital, like Porygon!

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